I'm pretty sure that I'm partially schizophrenic, and that it may be the reason I never make sense. It may also be why I am such a good actor.

It makes me think of a premise for a story where an actor is world-renowned for his skill, but is tortured by the demons of his mind, the fruits of his success.

I'm a method actor. 

Today is a day when my spirit is broken. Thumbs-down, citizens.